January 2011
onion bagel with tuna
milkshake
macaroni and cheese
a roll
i ate way too much today bleh
my stomach feels so full
wow
the theme song has impacted my view all of these years
i just found out the truth:
i thought the lyrics were “whatever happened to the milkman the paperboy cleveland tv”
which meant that joey and jesse were the milkman and paperboy and danny was the cleveland newscaster so i thought they all moved from cleveland to sf……………
but the actual lyrics are...
played fur elise with my nose
stayed up for 19+ hours, second day in a row
drove to the mailbox and listened to avril lavigne (don’t juj)
ate bbq chips (i normally hate bbq chips)
drew an eye with pastels
played with my keyboard
painted my nails red
wished some cute girl would flirt with me
December 2010
i’m singing along off key with my keyboard’s preprogrammed songs
i’m sleep deprived and my eyes feel like i’m coming down from skits l0l!!!!
i just played the opening measure of fur elise...
i feel as though i have achieved a new level of “awesome”
apparently “nicole is awake” is synonymous with “nicole is doing every chore in the entire house every 5 minutes because she keeps being called upon by her evil stepmother who is actually her mother”
i am not a servant.
