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tyquil:

tyquil:

what if ducks threw bread back at you

one afternoon last year i drank like half a bottle of nyquil and a few shots of whisky and as i was passing out at my keyboard i typed this and posted it on tumblr dot com and now it has 320,ooo fucking notes 

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girl: babe come over
boy: I can't I'm having a threesome with an older couple
girl: my parents aren't home
boy: I know