amoying:

girl you have a great personaltitty

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baptisms:

9 out of 10 doctors agree with things, but what about the one who didn’t agree huh? WHAT IS THE GOVERNMENT HIDING FROM US????

cosmo tip #654

expertcosmotips:

put trace amounts of heroin into your vagina so he’ll be addicted and keep coming back for more

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